Day 4

27.01.10

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Home Depot with Bossman.  Double Coffee.  Delicious Ham, Spicy pickle.

Warehouse Man: Shows me an enormous treasure chest of hidden tools that he had just denied knowing of their whereabouts.

Sky: cloudless

States: SC, GA

Distance Travelled: 272miles

Dinner: Jerk Chicken

Missed the state of the union.  Talked about LOST.

Music: LCD Soundsystem

Day 3

26.01.10

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Warehouse. Lists.

Warehouse Conversation wherein I am looking for things the warehouse manager would know about

Me – Do you have vinyl bags?

Warehouse Manager – No.

Me – You don’t have any vinyl bags from last year?

WM – Oh, yeah, we have some.

Conversation in which I ask the warehouse manager whether he has some ratchet straps.

Me – What about ratchet straps?

WM – Don’t know anything about them.

Me – So you have no ideas where they could be?

WM – Oh, they’re in a crate.

Conversation wherein I ask warehouse manager whether he has extra screwguns.

Me – Do you have any extra screwguns?

WM – No.

Me – so No, or maybe you do?

WM – Oh, there are some over here.

Me – Great.

Dinner: Shrimps.

Music: LCD Soundsystem on my way to pickup dry-cleaning for promo-model outfit packages for three tours that the warehouse manager couldn’t pick up.  Not enough, at all.

Day 2

25.01.10

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8 hour drive.

Silver Streak continues.  Triple stacked. Sprinters.

Rain: stopped in SC.  Primary objective: Reach Hilton Head.

States: VA, NC, SC

Distance Travelled: 516miles

Dinner: Crazy Crab. Chowder. 20 Shrimp. Corey and I shared our first Mouse.

Caught a little Jersey Shore, lucky.

Music: Albums: Lindstrom & Christabelle – Real Life No Cool, Hot Chip – One Life Stand, Kathy Diamond – Miss Diamond to You, Little Dragon – Machine Dreams, Juvelen – 1, La Roux – La Roux, Juan Maclean – The Future will Come, Memory Tapes – Seek Magic, Toro y Moi – Causers of this, Music Go Music – Expressions

Day 1

24.01.10

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Tour begins.

Silver Brigade of Sprinters sliding through a slick five states.

Rain: thorough.  Line: constant.  Coffees: Two.  Primary objective: Put DC behind us.

States: NJ, PA, DL, MD, VA

Distance Travelled: 250miles

Dinner: Hooters. Saints win.

Thomas Jane strips during title sequence, which makes him Hung? I strip after blackened Mahi, which means I’m in a hotel.

Music: Mix of Summer Camp, Active Child, Beach House, Real Estate, Best Coast, Pearl Harbor, Washed Out, Toro y Moi, Nosaj Thing.  Albums: Tune-Yards – Bird Brains, TV on the Radio: Dear Science

MAYBE ITS TIME TO REVAMP THIS SITE

12.07.09

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IT IS…THIS WEEK!!!

New Five Minute Sketches!

10.10.08

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Here are some new sketches I’ve sent to Obama Shirt Patrons!!!

Thus Far

22.09.08

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Thanks to Everyone who’s purchased a T-Shirt.  Within each order I’ve been including little five minute sketches.  Here’s a few of them:

They’re HERE!

09.09.08

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Order Now!

Shipping Ships Immediately!!! Are You Ready?

The Shirt is available in both Red and Blue with the same image on the centered front chest area.  I will include a personalized note, possibly kissed with lipstick (who knows?) in each and send you multiple high fives for your patronage.

*Screen Printed on American Apparel Shirts

*All orders Ship Immediately!

*A Significant Amount of the Profits of this shirt will be sent straight over to the Obama Campaign.

*All Orders Shipped Priority

$20.00 Each

Color
Size


NOT QUITE THERE BUT SO VERY, VERY CLOSE

29.07.08

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Want the Shirt?

Please email me. Emailing me will ensure you being the first contacted when the shirts hit my doorstep. These things are gonna move, my reservation list is growing, people seem to believe in Pandas, Crocs, and Pepperoni Slices!
All of us over at the explosion HOPE you’ll CHANGE your shirt!

COMING SOON – Team Building Excercise 2.1: The Crocodile Hands The Pepperoni Pizza to the Panda Bear – Obama 08

13.07.08

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Within a matter of weeks this image will be available to you on American Apparel T-Shirts Direct from the site.

Brick Red or Royal Blue.

We HOPE You’ll CHANGE Your Shirt!

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